KEKBERRY $YUM
LAUNCHING AT PUMP.FUN 2 JUNE
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In the beginning, there was silence. Then, from the center of a moldy fruit basket, came a sound: a tiny snort. That berry, half-rotten and fully enlightened, began to giggle. Its laughter infected the fridge. Soon, the apples wept with joy, and the oranges screamed in mirth. Thus, $yum was born — not in code, but in chaos.
One night, the berries rolled off the supermarket shelves. Tired of being blended, crushed, and devoured, they chose rebellion. With spoons as swords and yogurt lids as shields, they marched. Humans laughed. That was their first mistake. The berries laughed back — louder. From that day, the memecoin war began.
A Solana dev once drank a strange juice during a night shift. His code became haunted. Instead of tokens, it printed emojis. He heard giggles through his speakers. His laptop grew berries. The next morning, he minted $yum, still unsure if it was a fever dream. It wasn't.
A collector aped into a fruit-themed NFT project. His PFP? A vibrating berry with eyes in the wrong place. But then it blinked. He refreshed OpenSea — it smiled. Soon, his phone giggled every night. Now he tweets in all caps and eats only jelly. He's the first Berryhead.
On 2 June, the berry gate opens. Pumpfun will launch the portal, and $yum will drip into reality. This isn't just a coin — it's an invasive species. If you see berries in your dreams, don't run. They're already laughing.